...And Amazing Applications Are Adored

At the moment, Jason is playing Tetris, Lenny is doing Programming, Adrian is being weak and Jasmine is blogging for Lenny. We are in the computer labs, being very happy about Programming because of the united feeling that is "screwed-ness".

But onto better things. Today we all bought cup noodles to eat for lunch at the I.T. lounge. It wasn't very filling so we had to resort to microwaving microwave popcorn. It still didn't suffice. Carribbean. Consumption. Hello Lenny.

Now for a bit of Programming. I will now create a script that will enable Adrian to stop being weak.


import Jasmine's.Strength.*;

public class Homo
{
private double guiltTrip;
private double weakness;
private double tears;

public void gainStrength(double strength)
{
if (guiltTrip < weakness)
gainStrength() = strength;
else
return tears;
}
}

Jasmine out :)


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Today during programming time, a guy with a really weird haircut walked in. At the moment we are pigging out on Maltesers and Lenny's fave, Milky Bar. Jason told us he has AIDS, and is lactose intolerant, but is allergic to the malt in Maltesers. ............... But he was lying, as usual. So if he happens to have a random seizure and is squirming on the floor, we'll know what to do.... stand there and watch. :)

Now for some programming:

import awesomely.amazing.Adrian;

public class teamAwesome; //consisting of: Adrian. That is all. (edit: I'M IN IT TOO, I'M AWESOME - Lenny)
{
private boolean racist;
private boolean guiltTrip;
string truth = ("I am trash monster");

if (racist != true)
System.out.println(truth);
else
System.out.println("FUCK THIS PROGRAMMING. I LIKE FAT ARMS :)))) I'm kidding. They're not fat. Just muscles. :)");

}

Adrian out.
End.
kthxbye